Post by Romoreas on Nov 6, 2012 18:30:34 GMT -5
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<Uprisings> DRF's (Dumb Reckless Failures, it's like the complete opposite of MVP.)
In no certain order:
Ashketchum: Insecure human, traditional Cata baby. Doesn't understand why he's a trial in a guild that's only been around for 4 weeks, and has only raided for one week.
Javvo: Cusses healers for being slightly less than good, dies to cobalt trap every Heroic Stoneguard pull
Simplify: Calls guild shit, gets out dps'ed by tanks. Then continues to stalk our guild for 3 weeks.
Cameltotem: Think's he's good, gets out healed by Elemental Shaman goes to <Exodus> as a package deal with a Feral Druid, sits the bench the whole time.
Gicks: "Brings the Pain" and thinks he's a god at the game but yet he still doesn't understand why he can't stay in a guild for more than one month
Enkay: Messes up the same mechanic 4 times in a row, next pull a healer messes something up "Whisper from Enkay: God our healers suck, can't believe they can't do simple mechanics".
Mercone: 4th time in vehicle still can't interrupt boss or himself, wonders why his guild fell apart, probably has to do with being so bad at the game on a personal level he doesn't understand what it takes to manage a guild.
Enetact: An annoying and yet respectable person who cries when his g/f who dies to every mechanic in the game doesn't see play time. Barely out dps's tank that IS NOT using reversal shroud on Feng, meanwhile bitches about everyone else's dps. He will probably stalk us as much as Simplify for a while b/c he's real mad.
Javvo 2nd Time: Giant female genitalia. Claims <Rebellion>'s success is based off of his skilled leadership and by skilled leadership I mean talking about how he wants to disband the guild every week and just play Dota. Totally forgets that he had half the roster from <Uprising> that was on track for US 10th in T11 but of course that had nothing to do with how well they could initially recruit nor did it carry over into their Firelands success. I wish you luck in your future guild hops and all the times you "quit" the game and come back.
Don't worry more to come!
<Uprisings> DRF's (Dumb Reckless Failures, it's like the complete opposite of MVP.)
In no certain order:
Ashketchum: Insecure human, traditional Cata baby. Doesn't understand why he's a trial in a guild that's only been around for 4 weeks, and has only raided for one week.
Javvo: Cusses healers for being slightly less than good, dies to cobalt trap every Heroic Stoneguard pull
Simplify: Calls guild shit, gets out dps'ed by tanks. Then continues to stalk our guild for 3 weeks.
Cameltotem: Think's he's good, gets out healed by Elemental Shaman goes to <Exodus> as a package deal with a Feral Druid, sits the bench the whole time.
Gicks: "Brings the Pain" and thinks he's a god at the game but yet he still doesn't understand why he can't stay in a guild for more than one month
Enkay: Messes up the same mechanic 4 times in a row, next pull a healer messes something up "Whisper from Enkay: God our healers suck, can't believe they can't do simple mechanics".
Mercone: 4th time in vehicle still can't interrupt boss or himself, wonders why his guild fell apart, probably has to do with being so bad at the game on a personal level he doesn't understand what it takes to manage a guild.
Enetact: An annoying and yet respectable person who cries when his g/f who dies to every mechanic in the game doesn't see play time. Barely out dps's tank that IS NOT using reversal shroud on Feng, meanwhile bitches about everyone else's dps. He will probably stalk us as much as Simplify for a while b/c he's real mad.
Javvo 2nd Time: Giant female genitalia. Claims <Rebellion>'s success is based off of his skilled leadership and by skilled leadership I mean talking about how he wants to disband the guild every week and just play Dota. Totally forgets that he had half the roster from <Uprising> that was on track for US 10th in T11 but of course that had nothing to do with how well they could initially recruit nor did it carry over into their Firelands success. I wish you luck in your future guild hops and all the times you "quit" the game and come back.
Don't worry more to come!